A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] – Bard
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My favorite class is wizard, but EASILY the most fun class to play as is the bard
I Shall Main The Bard
me trying to figure out to write a bard whos weapon of choice is two drumsticks that they use to play percussion on the things around them
1:40 when the paladin shows up before her own video…
What does the text says when Matt throws stuff at the player?
Yes, bard
1:46 Cute elephant
… Art you say?
*Rolls up an Onmyouiji "bard"*
I learned nothing, but still, I’m entertained
Whats the Monster Hunter Background Soundtrack called? Ive wanted to know forever
I rolled 2 nat 20’s in a row for my bagpipe performance and now I am never alone
That’s why I love playing bard. How much situations I have solved just by using "ventiloquism" !
Trust me !
And then Team Skull showed up. That was the moment I asked myself if I had taken the drugs.
I want to play a bard where I have such a high charisma where the endgame isn’t dnd , its pikmin
2:12
1:46 good call man, good call.
Also that elephant is adorable.
0:24 mood
Does it means Donkey was an Bard?
0:07 I just noticed jocat is Cinderella.
Me playing as an artificer drug maker/dealer for the successful bard trio.
My favorite rapper Juice WGLR
I have a slightly insane bard in my party. He cuts of heads, hangs people, but can play music and get people to like him.
this is an important step in creating my bard.
"Too busy giving the tavern owner to stay in business" omg
As someone who has been playing a bard with a Wisdom Score of 9, I laughed my butt off watching this.
you tryna say Donkey from Shrek would be a Bard?
Credit the artwork jackass
I want to know how he would draw a detailed version of all his characters in this series.
Slaying witches and fricking bit bitches
This man raps better then most rappers on radio. Behold the true power of a bard.
One time a monster threw a person and my bard and she caught him
Bard is best, fight me
sim
What if you want to play a bard to be artsy and make everyone want you but leave em in the dust cuz youre actually asexy and want to watch the sex driven weaklings suffer
0:16 Big Bard Hell
This man
0:07 top left of image. You can see princess Jo-Crap
Ever heard of the "Bardic knock spell" ?
*Approach doors*
*Knock*
And then whatever opens the doors for you gets either bullshitted/seduced OR knocked the fuck out
Now you have open doors in front of you.
1:47 How dare you, sir. As a Loxodin, I am offended. (This is a joke, BTW)
i listen to you talk at 2x speed then restart at normal to make it easier feel slower
Just rewatched it and took a closer look at 0:07 – Don’t know how I missed that >_<
I just realized that the bard is automatically a tiefling.
Florence Zeigfeld, one of the biggest names of Broadway history, had an inspiring first show: A large male bodybuilder with oiled muscles and wearing only a loincloth was flexing on the street. It was a huge hit, and is my next bard idea.
dat bard hot tho
I’ve been playing a warforged bard who is an actor in my current campaign
I have gotten a 45 to seduce a dragon before. (College of Lore bard)
Wait… what is, the Ranger Stereotype?
People be like "BaRdS cAn LaY dRaGoNs"
I be like: "Yeah but Draconic ancestry Sorcerers get advantage on boning dragons ding dongs, don’t even come at me with that Bard wannabe dragon bodypillow shit"
0:05 *nervous sweating*
The best part of this is that this is supposed to be a joke but it actually helped me learn about DND