Asspressions How To: EXTERNAL/ INTERNAL Pet Anal Gland Expression Methods

Asspressions How To: EXTERNAL/ INTERNAL Pet Anal Gland Expression Methods

BUY NOW!!! 3 kits $14.99. The PAGE System is THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION! “How to” step by step video by Asspressions demonstrating how to perform internal pet anal gland expression before using the PAGE (Pet Anal Gland Expression) System at home. This method is preferred and performed by the majority of Veterinarians.

You won’t want to express your dog’s anal glands without the PAGE System!

The PAGE System is made for the Do-It-Yourself Pet Parent who’s not afraid to take care of a recurrent, frustrating, and smelly issue. The PAGE System offers Pet Parents the tools, knowledge, and confidence to perform a task that they never thought they could do on their own at home.

The PAGE System includes all materials necessary for expressing and disposing of anal glands secretions in a quick and contained system.

We get it… no one wants to express their Pet’s anal glands. Our Mission, at Asspressions, is to Equip, Educate, and Encourage Pet Parents to take a proactive role in keeping their Pet Healthy, Happy, & Comfy.

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  1. Laurdess Valentino on June 17, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    Thank you for posting this!

  2. Michel La Doucier on June 17, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    THIS WORKS!!! And you explained the Why’s behind the what so I finally got it. Bingo feels better ….

  3. Hear No, See No Speak No Evil on June 17, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    You are wonderful, I have a very frightened strong Jack russell and he needs to be sedated to do his nails so I will have to rig up some kind of elevated hold bag and do this as he is not a happy chappy.  I am so grateful for your generous help and hope you get lots of business for your efforts.

  4. ShannonMarie on June 17, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Thank you!

  5. Cheshire Cat on June 17, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    what a great way to teach people. I am going to try it! thank you!

  6. David G on June 17, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    I tried the external twice and the internal and nothing will come out, the glands feel to be the size of a large pea, and my beagle keeps scooting. I feel i am pressing hard enpugh but afraid to allpy too much pressure and hurt her or even rupture the gland. No signs of infection or swelling in the area. Should I apply more pressure? Could they be blocked glands? Advice please.

  7. bluetry35722 on June 17, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    If you go too far (third knuckle) can you hurt them? Like, you’d reach an organ, colon, etc?

  8. Pamela Corona on June 17, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    This is the first time that I was able to milk the glands.

    It took several tries , I just kept trying until things loosened up and of course I prayed first.

    I’m going to give it another go in about a half hour she is very full.

    I’m doing this alone and her rear end is very uncomfortable and she’s such a baby.

    I’ve tried the other way several times with no or VERY LITTLE results and I wasn’t comfortable with pushing on her like that.

    I felt it would bruise and make her sore.

    She needs this done often she has a problem with that area.

    I had to do it standing over her with her body locked between my legs with her head facing backwards.

    I took her to the Vet once for this and she was still scooting afterwards, I guess they didn’t take it seriously.

    Thanks for your help : )

  9. kpog on June 17, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Excellent! thanks for the video! very practice!

  10. labraeye on June 17, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    My 16 year old lab has some issue with the glands. They seem to be leaking constantly. (I have to clean her butt 3 times a day) I’ve never been able to express her glands externally, but she never had a problem until now. Should I try the internal method or there is no point in expressing since they are already leaking a lot? Anything else I could do to solve this leaking?

  11. Uyen Benton on June 17, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    It worked on our mini schnauzer! Poor thing can’t do it on his own and we’ve been taking him to the vet like once a month. It adds up in cost! And external expression does not work on him. Thank you so much for the tutorial!

  12. JPC on June 17, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    Thank You much!! My dog just had this done at the vet about 3 months ago. maybe they did not get all the fluid out? So I will do it this time. She is always licking her butt and I do smell a foul odor at times when she sits by me.

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